#16 April Fools Issue 1983

 

And I quote………

 

--THE NEW PATHOLOGY DEPARTMENT REQUIRMENT:  Each student must have seen at least two patients who have AIDS before graduating.

--Dr. Grieve and the entire restorative department have agreed to slow up the pace of their classes.

--Dr. Wical will meet with our class and answer ALL questions we have concerning clinic!

--Next year Mark Romanelli will seek to outdo himself in the pie eating contest by consuming two pies in the time it takes the others to finish eating one!  (It is rumored that the dental hygiene student entry is still in the student lounge trying to finish the pie!).

--Arthur Wu give us this handy clinic tip:  “To avoid pulp exposures, just place an endodontic stopper on the 245 bur to the measured distance from the x-ray”.

--In an effort to save the students some money, Dr. Grieve has announced that refunds will be available for valuable time lost due to the showing of this travel slides.

 

And, another Choo-ey