#12 The Rumor Mill…..matures….

1983 Birthdays

Emily Blunt

Kim Jung-Un

 

 

The Rumor Mill is becoming a bit more ‘personal’………….

--There is no truth to the rumor that John Cummings suffers from Cushings Syndrome.  He suffers from “cherubism”.

--Rumor has it that Dr. Plata got his “Do-Hickey” caught in a rag wheel.  It broke off and he had to have it welded back together by a lab technician.  (Is this in code?)

--The rumor that J.M. lost her first patient in the chair is not true.  However when he recovered he did reach out and claw her across the face.

--The rumor that Charlie, Rob, and Jim all had Kelly in the chair (dental) is true.

--Rumor has it that there will be a bachelor “Stag” party for Brian Anderson sometime in the near future at Gil Carr’s house, with a stripper.

--2nd Rumor, Gil is the stripper.

--Rumor has it that Warren Creed would like more recognition.  Perhaps we could change the Waaaaaayne to Creeeeeed.

--Rumor has it that Shirley Womack wants the “Ms. Coffee” Award next year.  She has told Mr. Coffee (Randy) that she has her own private stash in her lab cabinet.

--Rumor has it that somewhere in our class is a NEW natural resource.  The Southern California Gas Co. is investigating due to a near class evacuation during Perio a couple of weeks ago.